Dropping in to see what condition my condition is in

The most boring conversational topic revolves around one of the most interesting conversational enablers. Of course I am referring to the hooch, specifically those people who insist on recounting the exact volume of each beverage they drink. I was so wasted last night, I drank nineteen pints of raw ether, thirteen flagons of absinthe and my bodyweight in fine whiskey.

These lists annoy me because they serve no useful purpose.

I annoy others for a similar reason.