So very, very busy and tired. Oi.

I have written another article, continuing my regular update schedule of once every six months.

I went shopping for some necessities and ended up buying this:



OH NO A SWITCHBLADE!



Ha ha just kidding BITCH I'LL COMB YOU!

Then I bought this:



Now there's no way I can make a bad film! Just like a real film-making-person-thing!

However, in the frenzy of buying all these fun items I forgot to buy the food I need to eat so I may very well die in the near future.

LEGO PIRATE BRANDISHING HEAVILY-ARMED-LEGO-MONKEY - THE ULTIMATE LEGO WEAPON! ALSO HE HAS A PISTOL!

Avast!