Revolution!

I have recently come to the conclusion that there is a mighty gap in the food service industry. A gap that a savvy businessman such as myself could make a lot of money exploiting. It's not just another gimmicky shop, it's a giant leap in culinary evolution. In a thousand years time, when the world is at peace and human suffering is a thing of the past, curious citizens will look back to try and find the point where it all finally started going right. That point is here. Now. Today.

Jimmy: "Gee, I sure am hungry, but I just can't be bothered to cook."
Billy: "Why don't you get a takeaway?"
Jimmy: "Ehh, I don't want pizza."
Billy: "How about a Chinese?"
Jimmy: "I'm sick of it all! It leaves me feeling ferociously dirty. Down there."

Exchanges JUST LIKE THAT are going on EVERY MINUTE around the world! We are talking literally TENS of people who are going to bed hungry because the existing takeaway infrastructure cannot cater to their diet!

It is clear that the concept of 'takeaway' has failed. It is the VHS of food. Sure it's better than nothing, but you'd rather watch a DVD. Of course, before DVDs came about you settled for VHS takeaways because you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE COULD BE SOMETHING BETTER!

So why do we cling to this archaic tradition? Where is the DVD of food?

I say, who cares?!

That's SMALL thinking. It's time to think DELICIOUS! Stay with me, guys. Here's where it gets a bit fruity. I say, let's skip the DVD stage. Just bypass it. Jump straight into the High Definition DVD revolution. No middleman. No compromise. Pure quality.

Wave goodbye to takeaway...

And say a big "hell yeah" to STEAKAWAY!








YEAAAAAAH!!!!









Maximum steak, minimum wait. One phone call and you can get a finely charred bovine slice delivered direct to your door. Walking along the street, don't have time for a sit down meal? Just grab a quick steakaway from the nearest steakaway stand and take your steak, and your hunger, away!

Think about it.

Once steakaway goes global no-one will ever be hungry again! Except the vegetarians, but they're an evolutionary cul-de-sac anyway, so their chorus of disapproval can only DECREASE!

Jimmy: "Gee, I sure am hungry, but I just can't be bothered to cook."
Billy: "Why don't you get a takeaway?"
Trevor: "Why don't you get a steakaway?"
Jimmy: "Ha! HA! HA!!! That's it! Hell yeah! That's what I've ALWAYS wanted!"
Sally: "Oh Trevor, you're so wise. I'm going to sleep with you."
Trevor: "Poor simple Sally. Why stay in for salmon, when I can go out for steak?"

- STEAKAWAY -
Hell Yeah!

Maybe that could be the logo? I don't know I am not good with business.