Cosmic!

Hello, blog-readers! If you have forgotten, this is Trevor. You are reading my blog which is being updated because if I kept from blogging ONE MORE DAY, the rest of the site would disown me. In fact, they are calling me XVII Bones now and I feel a terrible shame. For the past year, I have been horrendously busy, but within the past month, I have been busier than I have ever been in my entire life - COMBINED! That is why I have neglected you all. Because I literally have 30 seconds to myself everyday, and that is not long enough to compose even a sentence! This is why Amanda is actually writing this for me.

HAHA THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS AMANDA, SUCKERS!!!!


And now it is Trevor. Hello! I have decided to forgo my typical 3 minutes for dinner in order to write a precious few sentences. I have already wasted 4 of them (inclusive [not counting "Hello!"]) so I shall get straight to the meat. Where have I been? What have I done? Who have I seen? I can only answer "Yes", "No" and "Mimes" (in no particular order).

I did go to a free beginners' Ballroom Dancing class yesterday with my housemate. There were about 10 guys and 9,000 girls there, so when everyone paired up I felt distinctly marginalised and strangely sought after. The best part was when everyone was doing quite an active Cha-Cha-Cha. It was fun because I got to shout "Cha! Cha! CHACHACHA!" over and over again and also because it was like those scenes in Teen Films where all the couples at the prom suddenly do an intricate and choreographed dance routine that would never, ever happen in real life unless you were at a free beginners' Ballroom Dancing class learning how to Cha-Cha-Cha.

On Friday I am going to a free (yes, yes, I am poor) Breakdancing class. I don't think I will be very good at it, as I am weak and very white, but it will be an experience if nothing else.

Maybe they will let me Cha-Cha-Cha?